Kid Quote

Indi
Indi: "Do you know what I hate about wearing glasses?"
Me: "No, what?"
Indi: (very matter of factly) "One, I have to put them on in the morning. Two, I have to take them off at night. And three, Bugs fly in them and DIE and I have to take them off to shake them out!"

Sloane
Me: "Sloane do you want a pumpkin cookie?"
Sloane: " No, I don't like those."
Me: "Yes you do they are good, they have chocolate chips in them. Here smell them."
Sloane smells the cookies.
Sloane:"mmmmmmmm, they smell like chicken bread, yes I want one."
Me: "Do you mean banana bread?"
Sloane: "Oh....ya."

Beaux
I found her upstairs at my moms sitting on the floor with one of her aunts jewelry boxes and tons of jewelry surrounding her. In her hands, around her neck...everywhere. I gasped.
She said with her lisp, "Look mom, I have specials!!"
Me: "Yes those are specials, so we need to put them back."